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Just because she makes you drive that "family wagon" and secretly you think it has affected your sex drive and possibly xxxxx size. Just because you have to keep plugging along at your boring job so that sticky Susanna and stick Peter can still have shoes. Just because you really envy those of us with two seater sports cars and imagine all the sex we must be getting and the lie-ins we enjoy at the weekend. WHY, IN THE NAME OF GOD, DO YOU HAVE TO DRIVE LIKE SUCH RAGING PLONKERS????!!!! 
=D> =D> =D> Driving up my backend and generally acting like idiots.....gah, I hate them.=D> =D> =D>Just because you have handed your balls to your wife ever since knocking her up and having a batch of sticky kids.
I've got two kids and I manage fine without a van. Like you say, must be the wife making the car buying decisions 
do drive like plonkers. I got tailgated by one just yesterday.'Daddy cool' adverts. 
It's a shed on wheels, how could it possibly be cool?(same species though) here in MK.(and I mean every day at least twice) happens is they pull out of the junction really aggresively (SP?) fast, nailing the nuts of thier MPVs, just to get in front of me and then slow down ...... I got tailgated by a guy in one of those nissan mpv's on an empty motorway last night. He was up to my bumper and I was in the inside lane... there was simply no neeeeed! 
Tiamat wrote:I have been considering transplanting an MPV engine into my MK1 though, because they are clearly the best engines onthe planet.
No matter how fast I am going on the motorway an MPV always manages to come past me like I'm standing still.
This is a two tonne brick, with 30 screaming, puking and waving kids in the back!!
If it can make a vehicle that heavy and overladen go so quick then clearly its better then the one in my sportscar!
.. really there isn't, the brakes are crap; but it goes like stink!!
Human wrote:Just because you have handed your balls to your wife ever since knocking her up and having a batch of sticky kids.
/Irony 
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waelwulfas wrote:Tiamat wrote:I have been considering transplanting an MPV engine into my MK1 though, because they are clearly the best engines onthe planet.
No matter how fast I am going on the motorway an MPV always manages to come past me like I'm standing still.
This is a two tonne brick, with 30 screaming, puking and waving kids in the back!!
If it can make a vehicle that heavy and overladen go so quick then clearly its better then the one in my sportscar!
Ha, that'll be my Shazvan, once that 2.8 VR6 winds there's no stopping it,.
The number of Espaces etc that scream past. Hmmm........turbo...Tiamat wrote:No matter how fast I am going on the motorway an MPV always manages to come past me like I'm standing still.
(not through choice) to Scotland and back... it was bloody horrible.