But a lucky outcome in the end.

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1st

- I was driving through

'a certain South Coast garrison town' about 1030 at night when a blue Reanult Laguna came tearing up behind me

( i was doing 25mph

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It then went to overtake me on a single carriagway along the seafront and just sat on my back corner, so i put my foot down in 2nd to put a bit of distance between me and this nutter.

I then pulled of the main road and towards a roundabout, but he followed, so again i tore off the roundabout upto about 40 and slowed back to 30 to try and discourage him from being an annoying twit, he then raced up behind me and sat on my ass again, so i took about 4 more turns, down small side streets to see if it was just my mind playing tricks or whether or not i had a stranger playing silly bu66ers with me, and yes he followed every turn, so eventually i got to a roundabout, planted my right foot down and left this car for dead along these narrow streets.

2 minutes later and he is up my ass again, so im just about to get really annoyed when the blue lights go on along the grill.

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''oh poo'' or words to that effect!
After a few words from both parties

(i.e- two cops and me and myself) i argued my case that they were driving erratically and had followed me, they said i should have stopped, i disagreed and said if i stopped for every car that followed me i would never get anywhere, and also im not going to stop due to the fact i was on my own, and they could of been a group of lads out to cause trouble.

It worked, i was let off,

(because it was late at night, i had passed the breathaliser test, and my liscence was clean was what they said.

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hmmmmm) but my ever lasting memory of the whole incident was when the copper said to me,

''we recorded you doing 38.2mph but know you were going faster.

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''how?'' i asked cunningly

''because we couldnt catch you.

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oh well

2nd

- Today, going straight on at a duel carriageway roundabout, i was

coming off the roundabout about 30ish in the outside lane, i hit a diesel spillage and had a huge chunk of understeer which sent my nose off to the left, my rear end to the right and the car drifting straight towards the central barrier, drivers side for the impact.

I dont think i have ever had to correct a slide this fast before, and had to accelerate to avoid sliding into the barrier which then catapulted me over to the inside lane now heading for the kerb and trees, again some more opposite lock to the right, the car spun again, now heading back towards the central barrier, and again some more fast footwork and a little steering bought us back into the inside lane, with the car going very slow and my heart feeling like i had just done a marathon!
Must have looked well held from the view point behind, but from inside the cockpit, it was more of a

'wing and prayer' scenario.

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but all are ok, the car unscathed, i was a lucky boy to say the least.

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(p.s- i don't condone speeding, but in my first story i would do the same again if i was being followed erratically, because with todays society, you never know who is behind you.

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but thats my opinion.

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