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Pete J wrote:Gotta be an enthusiast thing..
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robbo wrote:ok guys n girls i remember a thread i was on once about people saying what they thought was the best colour for mr2,s so i thought it would be great to hear peoples opinions and the reasons why not add some pics as well,![]()
i will start it off with my car and i like the colour of mine because it dark and its like a petrol blue in the day and looks black at night,
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dbiagioni wrote:Pictures do the talking..
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Pete J wrote:Gotta be an enthusiast thing..
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Part The First
The Old Which Colour is Faster Chestnut
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The simply way to answer this is by simply deductive reasoning.
Regrettably there has been much misunderstanding on this subject caused most likely by addled owners suffering dementia and most likely brain damage induced by the highly toxic and stupefying chemicals used in yellow, purple, green and white paints.
This Poor Man Had 3 Minutes Exposure to a Yellow MR2
He is only 23 Years Old
Note the Correct Use of Safety Equipment When Handling Purple and Yellow Paint
This experiment relies on the fact that the speed of light remains a constant and where it is reflected or emitted from an object moving towards or from the observer a corresponding'shift' occurs in the wavelength to preserve the constant.
Gersen In the Lab
Where the object is approaching the observer there will be a shift towards shorter wavelength(blue shift).
Were the object to be rescinding from the observer then will be a shift towards longer wavelength(red shift).
Hence by willfully misinterpreting both this and the speeds required before this would become relevant I can make the outrageous claim that MR2's coming towards you appear bluer and if they are going away they will appear redder.
This can be seen in the diagrams below
Quantoluxic flux in the space time manifold
Gravitic dilation flow chart expressed as a factor of ravioli
Relationship Between Thing and Other Thing
All this being said-
Blue cars look faster coming towards you(than say a green one)
Red cars look faster receeding from you(or yellow cars for that matter)
For the ultimate in performance paint the front of your car blue
(to appear faster in rear view mirrors) and the back red!
FEEEER THE UBER POWER OF APPLIED SCIENCE!!!!
Since the colour black is effectively the absense or highly diminished reflection of light in the visible spectrum of the observer it could be both- the black paint would invariably reflect light in the UV and infrared spectrums too.
Black cars could be either but have added"fictionium
(fik-show-knee-um) quarks and unobtainium
(un-ob-tay-knee-um)" muons in the paint which causes a diminished turbulence in the space time continuum and a corresponding drop in the frictional co-efficient between the paint and light.
Therefore it appears to be moving faster even when stationary.
Hence the so calledBlack MR2 effect discovered in 1962 by an UK Army Research program.
Black MR2 Effect linked to causing fatigue brought on by sexual exhaustion in owners
All of this would only become relevant when, for instance, you were reentering the Earths atmosphere in an MR2.
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(Bad) Artists Impression
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Part the Second
Whos Pet is the Best
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For my next experiment I need to lock a cat called Schrödinger in a box with an Austrian and and a'diabolical device'.
Firstly I paint the Austrian red and the cat blue, then the box is locked ..another time you say?
Oh ..hello and welcome to IMOC btw
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Anyone seen my pills?
/exits stage left to be tucked away in his rubber lined room for the night with a stick between his teeth
Oh ..hello and welcome to IMOC btw
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Anyone seen my pills?
/exits stage left to be tucked away in his rubber lined room for the night with a stick between his teeth
Woah- deja vu?!?
Publishers Note
Gersen has for some time been controlled by his cat(Zebulon the Great) as part of a global feline conspiracy in climate control and the development of a paw operated can opener to render human kind redundant.
As such his views do not necessarily represent those of the IMOC forum operators or any other sane and rational human being for that matter.
If spotted, he should not be approached and law enforcement should be notified or at least advised to point and laugh.
Zebulon the Great using Mind Control Apparatus
This has been brought to you as an except from my latest book
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"Gersens' Outrageous Fabrications in the Field of Wave Mechanics, Boxes and Very Long Lunchbreaks" published by
"Can I Have Some of What He's Smoking?" Enterprises.
korean wrote:dbiagioni wrote:Pictures do the talking..
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