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FatNorthernMonkey

WTF No way that can't have happened

Post by FatNorthernMonkey »

I Don't believe this! i just got my ass handed to me by a Manky Old Ford Sierra Estate from a standing start :o

he set off at the lights at kidlington airport and like just left me, it was a rusty old piece of xxxx E Plate it just kept bellowing black smoke at me i was at a ton plus and he still pulled away.

talk about making me look stupid. :cry:

Anyone selling any performance mods that will go on my car PM me pls
blue2
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Hi, I wouldnt mention how fast you were driving on here (unless on private roads of course ;)
The escort could have been an automatic, the lack of gear changing can have major advantages.
jont
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I'm sure I've seen XR4x4 estates before - with a 2.8/2.9 V6. Only 150bhp or so, but huge amounts of torque, and the benefit of 4WD.
Quigonjay
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maybe your car is poorly?
MegatronUK

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Post by MegatronUK »

The V6 cologne engine is a relic from the cretaceous era, 12v, ohv, siamese inlet ports, a pushrod cast iron lump.

I had an XR4x4 saloon a while back and it would pull quite well, sounded good too! They do take off well from a standing start with their agricultural 4wd system, I think the 0-60 was something like 7 seconds, and they'll do 140mph, so it would be comparable to a na motor.

2.8 is 160bhp/160lbft and the 2.9 is 160/170.
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just looking at your handle........you dont weigh 1/2 a tonne do you?
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revturbo
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Post by revturbo »

are you sure 100+?

i spend 8 hours a day driving around oxford and have never seen anyone go that fast.

oxford makes me mad, people drive on a national limit road at 45mph then when it goes down to 30mph they stand on the brake peddle.

everyone even the boy racers drive like my nan!!!! ](*,)
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FatNorthernMonkey wrote:I Don't believe this! i just got my ass handed to me by a Manky Old Ford Sierra Estate from a standing start :o

he set off at the lights at kidlington airport and like just left me, it was a rusty old piece of xxxx E Plate it just kept bellowing black smoke at me i was at a ton plus and he still pulled away.

talk about making me look stupid. :cry:

:mrgreen:

FatNorthernMonkey wrote:Anyone selling any performance mods that will go on my car PM me pls

Going from your other post, the first thing you should do is get some decent tyres :wink:
FatNorthernMonkey

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:o :o
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FatNorthernMonkey

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thing posted 3x sry
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FatNorthernMonkey

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Post by FatNorthernMonkey »

Richard Powell wrote:are you sure 100+?

i spend 8 hours a day driving around oxford and have never seen anyone go that fast.

oxford makes me mad, people drive on a national limit road at 45mph then when it goes down to 30mph they stand on the brake peddle.

everyone even the boy racers drive like my nan!!!! ](*,)


mate i just go round em they do my frickin head in round ere and then theres that xxxxxx who drive the milk float. :P
FatNorthernMonkey

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gmtc wrote:just looking at your handle........you dont weigh 1/2 a tonne do you?



erm! 17Stone :lol:
Beaker

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Post by Beaker »

A word of advice, many years ago I got points on my licence from a speed camera in oxford and I was doing 31mph in a 30 zone. Thats why nobody speeds there. I drive my Mk1 to Oxford every day from Reigate, Surrey and you do 10mph on the M25 then the M40 is treated by other people as a race track but come Oxford its nothing but roadworks and very trigger happy cameras.

Be very careful
Oh my Dad got done there a couple of months ago at 32mph and had to do a speed workshop!!! 32mph!!!!!!!
FatNorthernMonkey

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Post by FatNorthernMonkey »

Ah my car is a piece of xxxx got owned by a saxo :evil:
on same stretch looks like im gonna have to spend some cash on upgrades i aint avin this happenin to me. plus i'll shed 4 stone then again easier to chuck more cash at it than loose the weight lol :P :P
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FatNorthernMonkey wrote:Ah my car is a piece of xxxx got owned by a saxo :evil:
on same stretch looks like im gonna have to spend some cash on upgrades i aint avin this happenin to me. plus i'll shed 4 stone then again easier to chuck more cash at it than loose the weight lol :P :P


omfg a saxo, get a bloody turbo!

mate i just go round em they do my frickin head in round ere and then theres that ba$tard who drive the milk float.


i drive a truck(if that was aimed at me) 50+mph everywhere. if you see a green hovis truck coming i'd suggest you let me past, and deffinatley DONT PULL OUT infront of me unless you want to be owned! everyday some d1ckhead pulls out infront of me and then does 27mph, the one day i said to myself the next f3ck3r who pulls out is gonna get a lovely big dent.

richard
FatNorthernMonkey

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LMFAO Killa Hovis now thats worth seeing :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
The-Shield
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'The go go pedal is on the right guys'
FatNorthernMonkey

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Post by FatNorthernMonkey »

:o i must have a reliant robin engine in my car. :o

anyone live round oxfordshire who knows how the n/a mean't to go who's willing to have a go in my lil crapper? :)
Sanchi

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Post by Sanchi »

i think i know the problem you have got the 3sfe na model which is what i have... its only 120hp lol... mines going for a 3sgte transplant soon :P :twisted: its the only way to go loool :twisted: :mrgreen:
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Sanchi wrote:i think i know the problem you have got the 3sfe na model which is what i have... its only 120hp lol... mines going for a 3sgte transplant soon :P :twisted: its the only way to go loool :twisted: :mrgreen:


you could be right :shock:
funny no one else thought of that
you have a pic of the engine bay mate?
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