Bought a volvo V40 off ebay without viewing and then collected in the dark.

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- Brake calipers all round were almost entirely siezed

- Thermostat was removed

(presumed head gasket issues)

- Some very skilled person had done a right number on the electrical systems

- Bypassed sensors and relays forcing the car to run without several inputs

- Fuel pump stayed on at full pelt from first click of the key

- Headlights did whatever they felt like

(also plenty of jumper wires spliced in!).

But it served its purpose!!

- A couple of ikea trips including wardrobe and sofa transportation

- Many buillders merchant journeys

- Some 200 mile round trip of snow driving which involved pitting the car into hedges and ditches to slow the car down on steep roads!

- And finally used to knock down a wall and nearby brick pillars

- much easier than a sledgehammer!

Cost

£450

- spent

£30 on replacement brake calipers and discs from local scrappy, never bothered experimenting with the thermostat and wiring, sold the private plate for

£300, sold off a few parts on ebay for around

£150, and then got

£145 in scrap value when the tax ran out!

Would I buy such a heap of crap again? Hell Yes!
I loved not having to give a damn about a car!

On the topic of that MR2

:- Betcha the speedo is actually reading in mph now and that 136k milage is really part clocked up in miles, not all in kilometers as implied in the advert.

Not that it really makes much difference tho.

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