Me:

Driving my red Rev3 G-Limited from Beaconsfield Old Town towards Holtspur along the A40, in heavy rain, in a line of cars driving at approx 45MPH

(in a 50MPH zone), turning left into the road before the Holtspur roundabout leading over the M40

(constant S-bends, 40MPH zone and potholes all over the place).
You:

Driving your blue 3S-FE Rev1 with black alloys and round, yes round, front fog lights, fully ablaze

(where was the fog?) and aimed high so they blind the driver of the car in front, started off about 8 cars behind me as I was leaving the Old Town, driving like an idiot, overtaking cars in a dangerous manner, forcing your way back into traffic when your poverty spec engine ran out of power and you could overtake no more, tucking in behind me and flashing your head lights at me and giving me the thumbs up before overtaking me on a blind bend and giving me the
Removed by admin
sign, presumably because I refused to acknowledge your existence and did not want to race you.

Anyone here?