Had someone threaten to kill me on XBL

[Azz]

Well I was in the lobby on Forza 2 waiting to go 12 laps on New York, we all readied up and off we went. I though I will have a really good race but little did I know I would have so much more.

We set off and straight away I am in the lead. Nobody on my inside so I make the turn, some clown in a CLK-GTR puts me right into the wall on turn 1 by side swiping me,

“ha ha ha Liqu1d Shadow bet you wasn’t expecting that”

“You right I wasn’t” and I mumbled “you won’t expect this”

I went after him and was doing 225mph as he was making his turn at the end of the long straight and I smashed into him so hard his car took off and hit the fence and every part that could come off, came off and must have went red on his damage meter and I smashed into him through my follow through, pinning him down.

Well he erupted screaming at me, I kept laughing at him as loud as I could (Even my G/F was laughing and she said he deserved it) so I left to the lobby and he promptly followed, he said amongst other things…

“he was going to fly to England to kill me”

“He will stab me in the face when he gets here”

“He will show me why he is called a psycho”

“Rip my head off”

&

“He is gunna psis on my corps”

All the time he was spouting this crap I was laughing and chortling to myself being as sarcastic as I could. The host removed us both from the lobby because it was just us 2 going at each other.

He sent me 2 messages saying he knows how to find me and won’t think twice about shooting me, I sent him 1 last message and asked him would he like tea of coffee when he gets here and does he need a lift from the airport!

I left him to it and hosted my own game, which he joined. I turned off my mic as he wouldn’t leave it and was getting annoying, we set off and he tried smashing right into me but I took “collisions” off and he went through me and smashed into the wall, so I turned on my mic and laughed non stop until the end of the race.

We get back to the lobby and he started to shout and I removed him before he finished his first wall. I then got about another 10 messages of extreme violence.

I have never laughed so hard in my life!!! I then promptly reported him!

[JohnnyC]

Virtual Road Rage


I shouldn't laugh, I bet this is going to be 'the future'

I can see the headlines in The Sun or Daily Mail now in a years time (when he's saved up for his plane fare)

[thai boxer]

Brilliant read mate!

[Bender Unit]

Liquid Shadow? Think I must have raced against you previously?

Had similar in the past. Was playing forza2 and some clown didnt like the track went the opposite way and when I was in the lead on the final lap he binned me off. He starts laughing about how hilarious it is etc.

So the next race comes, its one that this idiot likes and he gets into the lead. I cocked up on the first corner, turn around and go back the other way to dish out some of his own medicine.

He eveidently didnt expect it as I struck him head on at full chat, sending miles off the circuit.

He absolutley exploded in a fit of rage - threatening to kill me etc. Thing is everyone else that was playing was also laughing at him as he got exactly what he deserved.

To many jackasses on Froza, and most of them American!

[SamUK]

its what i love about having a headset when i play.

winding people up is fun. specially when there 14 year old american kids.

[leeandjude]

so whats his name so we can all play him at his game?

[Martian_333]

Yeah whats his name?

[Tiny]

Yeah please tell us it will be like Marked Man on Burnout and hey he may just explode

[matt_mr2t]

I read that wrong, I thought Liquid Shadow was his name and was about to say he's one of our members as he's on my friend list.

Didnt realise that was you Azz lol.

[Martin F]

nice read mate,

[Red Devil]

Ah yes, the USA. Where teenage nutters have guns.
Fortunately a very small proportion have ventured outside their home state and an even smaller number have passports.
And the ones who have heard of England think it's somewhere slightly offshore of Long Island........

[thai boxer]

Ah yes, the USA. Where teenage nutters have guns.
Fortunately a very small proportion have ventured outside their home state and an even smaller number have passports.
And the ones who have heard of England think it's somewhere slightly offshore of Long Island........

Yep!

My mate was over in America and he's VERY Scotish!....when asked where he was from he said "Scotland"...and the reply from more than one person was..."where abouts in America is that?"

Unbelieveable.

[Bender Unit]

Comedy.

When I was last over there I was asked if I know Benny Hill, as in personally – because apparently there are only 30 people in the UK and they all know each other. Not to mention he had been dead for about 15 years!

I was also asked by a cabbie how was Princess Di, that was 4 years after her death. He still didn’t twig when I said she was dead.

When asked where I came from as I sounded “soooo English” (no f*cking xxxx luv) I said Bristol at which point they asked is that near Scotchland.

[Draven]

remember peoples according to government info games kill childern. Maybe this is what they're on about lol.

[Mike 'MR2' McHugh]

Lol great read Azz !!! You cant beat the feeling you get from gaming justice and silencing load mouths wherever they are from !!!

My favourite is getting xxxx talked in Halo 3 lobby by Generals..........then beating them.

Or when you lose a match the other side get a massive boner and give it the large one because they beat you (even if it is by 3 points)......but you meet the same party in the next game and already fired up your party absolutely wastes them....lobby follows and the they leave to an applause and laughter.

Ownage is priceless....

[craig]

Classic read

[SamUK]

try p1$$ off a french person.

its hilarious. jus shout bonjour oui oui alot and youll soon rile em up.


if anyone played Joint operations on PC, that was a great wind up too.

its kinda like battlefield where there loads of vehicles to pilot, drive except there 150 players in a game.

we used to wait till the chinook spawned and grab it. wait till its full of about 30 people then fly to some really obscure place at the opposite end of the level and watch as 30 people try to work out how to get back in the game lol.

[H3RB]

i love people who xxxx talk in games americans are funniest by far, always try to do the british accent but sound australian. you can never tell if 15yr old american boys are actually boys or girls because they sound l ike mickey mouse on helium.
one of the funniest things ive had was on ghost recon 2, its not xxxx but was funny at the time.
some german guys in the lobby wouldnt ready up after 5mins of us all asking them i said
"hang on guys ill say it in german" followed by "push zee green bootton yah" everyone burst out laughing even the germans lol

also one of the best come backs ive heard to some american talking xxxx was on cod 4, some american guy was going crazy at another american (yes they even turn on each other) so they guy who was getting shouted at said "you know what? im gonna eat your breakfast" too which the xxxx talker didnt know how to respond lol

[SamUK]

H3RB you might of seen it.

theres a guy with a gay gamer tag on xbox live and he made a video about 5 mins long of all the insults he got and said it was quality.

i cant remember the name of it tho.... any ideas?


haha i found it.

NSFW unless you have headphones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6alOnuN-wCY

50 seconds in is well good lol.

[Tiny]

its really bad i like the vid response from the dread lock guy