[All] [Generic] une mise à jour

[Emile-marc]

Ive non été ici pendant un moment, je voudrais juste à l'amour immobile du disons i mon MR2, son un tel amusement, si bon pour la manipulation et quand je dois tirer une vache ou une maison de porc il travaille un festin

[THE DUKE]

Well done!

I think??!???!

[bubbles]

Vorsprung durk tecnich

[star_gazer]

Ive non été ici pendant un moment, je voudrais juste à l'amour immobile du disons i mon MR2, son un tel amusement, si bon pour la manipulation et quand je dois tirer une vache ou une maison de porc il travaille un festin

I think Emile-marc is simply saying that

"An update"
"he/she hasn't been here for a while. And that the MR2 is a lovely entertaining car with great handling on difficult roads"

Hope it helps

But my translation is not so good so be warned

[BLZ-8027]

Babel Fish Translation

In English:
Ive not be here during a moment, I would like just with the motionless love of say I my MR2, a his such recreation, so good for handling and when I must draw a cow or a house from pig it works a feast

[THE DUKE]

Fantastic i feel at ease again and can rest without showdow of a do.....

WTF!!

COWS, PIGS, MR2'S!!!

My beer has been spiked again!

[Quigonjay]

Babel Fish Translation

In English:
Ive not be here during a moment, I would like just with the motionless love of say I my MR2, a his such recreation, so good for handling and when I must draw a cow or a house from pig it works a feast

wow
babel is fish sooooooooo accurate
that guy must be tripping

[k-ro]

Babel Fish Translation

In English:
Ive not be here during a moment, I would like just with the motionless love of say I my MR2, a his such recreation, so good for handling and when I must draw a cow or a house from pig it works a feast

aww thats entertained me this morning!

[Lauren]

Ive non été ici pendant un moment, je voudrais juste à l'amour immobile du disons i mon MR2, son un tel amusement, si bon pour la manipulation et quand je dois tirer une vache ou une maison de porc il travaille un festin

Parlez Le Anglais, S'il vous plait.

[mattcambs]

One of the funniest threads in a long time

I know this is sad but you should type english into a translater and email people in French/German/whatever. Then tell them they need to put it back into English via the translater.

The results are usually hillarious.

Anyway, I'll get my coat.......

[Draven]

Babel Fish Translation

In English:
Ive not be here during a moment, I would like just with the motionless love of say I my MR2, a his such recreation, so good for handling and when I must draw a cow or a house from pig it works a feast

aww thats entertained me this morning!

It made me smile...

[Driftlimits Performance]

Parlez Le Anglais, S'il vous plait

Parlez L' Anglais, S'il vous plait

I believe

[Emile-marc]

merci du soutien et des bons commentaires. ma voiture est actuellement dans le magasin de corps correspondant à un bain d'oiseau

[Driftlimits Performance]

Your car is in a bird bath magazine?

[k-ro]

Your car is in a bird bath magazine?

FPMSL!!!

[Emile-marc]

Your car is in a bird bath magazine?

FPMSL!!!

je ne suis pas sûr que je vous comprends, qui semble un sort affreux de lettres juste collées ensemble. pourquoi est là tant de caméras de vitesse

[k-ro]

im out my deapth here. what they sayin?! i only know zinedine zidane. Thats my french done

[2Crooky]

Ou est mon pantalon chocolat????? Je voudrais une poubelle!!!

[Tiamat]

voulez-vous chouchet avec moi, ces soir?

You need to control yourself Alex

[maaaaaark]

Hmmm, they said:

Thanks for the comments and that her car is in the body shop at the moment... but then the bird bath comes in lol, so maybe they hit a bird bath?

GCSE french only get you so far