You revved 4th to the maximum on the fast lane in my mirror and i was thinking

"is that mr.

.

.

PINK?!"

And then you passed me and i thought

"this is the most neglected dirtiest mr2 i've seen in my life" this was near P.

Risbrough on the M40 Southbound i was in a Black GTS MK2
Clean your car mister!