Col.
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Mordecai Harrumph
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(rtd)
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Thank you for reminder, keeping standards of attire to the correct level,
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would the Colonel, be thinking of escorting some fine young filly, on this
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"amble around the grounds" forgive me but have you so soon forgotten the incident with Lady Haversham Cum Loudley and the ensuing fracas>
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One of course shall be most pleased if the honourable Colonel, would join myself
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&
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young Thrapnacker IV, for tea and scones next to the croquette lawn.
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I would like to discuss with you, my latest acquisition of reading material,
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"A Gentleman's Guide to Motoring" also i will bring along from the Chap himself, Mr Gustav Temple
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& Vic Darkwood's, fine literary work
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"Around the World In Eighty Martinis" for your delectation.
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I would of course would be happy to recant the indecent with the Vicar, the headmistress,
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(St Wolds in the Downs, school for young ladies) the large ladies knickers and the geisha girl!
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As i am sure it would give the Colonel, some light entertainment, knowing the Colonel's rather rumbustious sense of humour
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As always Your faithful servant
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G Thrapknacker III
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P.S.
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How remiss of me, and of course the bucket of custard, oh my what a jolly jap that was!!